Symptoms of Having a Zero-Love life

Symptoms of Having a Zero-Love life

(As if being single is a disease or having a failed grade in a subject)

1. Increase in weight due to over-eating

2. Movie addict (no romance, please!)

3. Prolonged sleeping time, even during class hours

4. Excessive reading of dark fantasy novels and mangas

5. Digging emo / punk-rock music (Typecast, anyone?)

6. Imagining yourself to be the director / producer / lead actor/actress of your own love story, though you are too shy to admit it even to yourself

7. Drinking beer every Thirst-days (not because you are lonely, but because you are too numb to feel anything that you have to drown your heart with beer so as to feel a bit happy, if not sad)

8. Smoking ever after meal, especially after dinner

9. Learning new skills like cooking, ironing clothes, and doing laundry

10. Treating every short quiz and home work like a final exam and thesis

11. Talking to yourself and singing while taking a shower

12. DotA addict (yeah boy!)

13. Animě addict (Naruto, Bleach, Gundam…etc.)

14. Having suicidal tendencies, autocannibalism, corporal mortification, etc. (these are, of course, for exaggerated cases only)

15. Resorting to writing nonsense articles such as this one whenever you’re being haunted by loneliness, and even envy.